When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.
pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
i’m so fucking done with this site
These Star Trek memes are sure to make you Shatner yourself. #Ohmyy
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
rest in fucking peaches, mario
This game seems to be based on how sick you can clown everybody else. I don’t even think you win by crossing the finish line, you’re just judged by a point basis by how salty everyone around you is.
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this